Alexander Romney - Conan O'Brian: "Would any Romney serve his...

Quote Text: 

Conan O'Brian: "Would any Romney serve his country in war, if asked?

Alexander Romney: "Well, my grandfather and father never served, never wanted to serve, dad got four deferments, and I can't see any of us running off to fight anytime soon. We serve our country by making money, to tell you the truth. Let the unemployed fight."

Explanation: 

Snopes actually tackled this one already: "The first clue that this item isn't on the level is the fact that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney doesn't have a son named 'Alexander' — Romney's five children, all boys, are named Ben, Craig, Josh, Matt, and Taggart."