Alexander Romney - Conan O'Brian: "Would any Romney serve his...
Conan O'Brian: "Would any Romney serve his country in war, if asked?
Alexander Romney: "Well, my grandfather and father never served, never wanted to serve, dad got four deferments, and I can't see any of us running off to fight anytime soon. We serve our country by making money, to tell you the truth. Let the unemployed fight."
Snopes actually tackled this one already: "The first clue that this item isn't on the level is the fact that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney doesn't have a son named 'Alexander' — Romney's five children, all boys, are named Ben, Craig, Josh, Matt, and Taggart."